The Leggy Files
Chronicling the visits of one, twisted elf...
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Legolas wishes everyone a very, Merry Christmas!
See you next year.
Saturday, December 24, 2011
The One That Borders on Bad Taste...
Step One... Cut hole in the box!
Adult Eyes Only:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg
Friday, December 23, 2011
Shout Out
Sending prayers, cheer and love... Merry Christmas, Skyler!
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Dogs Playing Poker +1
Damn German Shepherd!
I knew he was cheatin'!
Can't read my, Can't read my,
No you can't read my poker face!
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Elves of Anarchy
Founding member of Hell's Elves
Born to be wild!
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Calgon, Take Me Away!
Rubber Ducky, You're the one...
Monday, December 19, 2011
Click!
Leggy discovered the two most difficult subjects to photograph are dogs...
and Saviors!
Sunday, December 18, 2011
The Elfing Dead
So maybe we enjoy that show a little TOO much!
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Roughin' It
Every new marshmallow is another chance to get it right!
Damn! Not again!
Anyone want these burnt ones?
Friday, December 16, 2011
Spin the Bottle
Girls - Hide your Dolls!
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Egomaniac
So full of himself!
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Up!
This should've had A LOT more balloons, but my cheeks really hurt. This photo would really benefit from some Photoshop action & talent. (of which I have neither!)
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Ralphie's Shame
"He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny...
He looks like a pink nightmare!"
Monday, December 12, 2011
Namaste
Nothing like a little yoga to cleanse the body & spirit.
Legolas strikes an impressive Up Dog pose.
Extreme flexibility is just one of the perks of being an "Elf on the Shelf" Elf.
How else do you think we make it through the holidays?
Sunday, December 11, 2011
Party Boy
Guess who went out clubbing last night?
Don't worry - He took his his bodyguard.
The next morning WASN'T pretty!
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Sweet Dreams
What? Were you expecting something more exciting?
Friday, December 9, 2011
My Spidey Senses are Tingling
I guess I should be glad that we didn't have an "Alien" movie marathon last night!
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Is there sugar in syrup?
"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup."
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Makin' Copies!
He's on the naughty list for sure!
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Date Night
Leggy & his honey-bunny cuddle up at the drive-in.
He is evidently quite the smooth operator!
Monday, December 5, 2011
Chocolate Binge
After discovering Em's leftover Halloween candy, Legolas is riding a major sugar buzz.
Sunday, December 4, 2011
Extreme Elf Sports
Even Emily is getting into this elf business. Last night's mischief was entirely her orchestration. You're never too old for a little elf fun!
Saturday, December 3, 2011
Tree Hugger
Legolas built a treehouse last night. Normally, I wouldn't THINK OF evicting one of Santa's elves, but that tree REALLY needs to be decorated today…
Friday, December 2, 2011
We heard some singing...
Upon discovering him in the shower, Legolas complained that he prefers "salon-quality" shampoo. Sorry, uppity elf - The Johnsons use the cheap stuff!
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Meet Leggy
Our new elf, Legolas, made his debut on our kitchen table this morning.
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